Typical Jejemon Teenager Nowadays

  1. Nagsusuot ng kahit anong clothing na ma Superman, Batman or Flash na tatak. (mostly tees)
  2. Nile-labelan ang sariling “Nerd” (check their about me page)
  3. Nagsusuot ng cap na may ‘YMCMB’ kahit di alam ung meaning (Young Money Cash Money Billionaires)
  4. Sasayaw automatically kapag tumogtog ang “Teach Me How to Dougie” (kahit nasaan sila)
  5. Mahilig magyabang ng Magnum Ice Cream (na 3 days pinag-ipunan)
  6. May kwintas na DSLR ang pendant (a arbored lang)
  7. Walang picture na di sila naka-puto o nguso (minsan may bad finger pa)
  8. Of course….. pizap ir picnik angphoto editor jnila (and don’t forget ang black text with technicolor na glow!)
  9. May “BhoxsZ” “Bhouzz” or “BhoZxs” ang screen name nila sa social-media accounts (‘MhixS’ or ‘PflinCesx’ for girls)
  10. Tanging Showtime or Vice Ganda ang trending sa buhay (iyon palagi ang topic)
  11. “Party People” daw (para namang lasing)
  12. For sure, may fan/like page na sila din ang gumawa (then do some shameless plugging)
  13. Mahilig magpa-like ng kung ano-ano
  14. Motto nila ang “pa-admin po” (on any group)
  15. Padi’s Point (Padees Poynt) lang ang tanging lugar na alam nila (tambayan na ata nila forever)
  16. Obsessed sa Jamch (well, not all of them)
  17. Nasa ‘Starbucks’ daw palagi (nakiki-CR lang naman sila)
  18. Itatag ka niya sa lahat ng bago niyang upload na photo (kahit wala ka dun)
  19. Laging may #hastag ang posts (Facebook na ginagawang Twitter)
  20. Lyrics ang status update sa Facebook (ung makabag-damdaming part pa)
  21. Nagdra-drama or heartbroken ang peg (araw-araw atang nakaka-ranas ng break up)
  22. 10 PM palang, ‘di na sila natigil sa kakatalak na late na at di pa sila natutulog

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It’s not that I have something against ‘jejemons’. I’m just telling my observation. LOL. So I’m honest in a bitchy way.

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